Privacy policy

Last Updated: December 5, 2024

Look, nobody reads privacy policies unless they're lawyers or bored. But since you're here, we'll try to make this quick and painless.

The Short Version

We collect your info to sell beer gear and occasionally send marketing stuff. We use Shopify because they know what they're doing with data security, unlike us after a 12 IPAs. We won't sell your data to sketchy third parties, but we share it with legitimate services we need to run this thing.

The Long Version

What Information We Collect

We collect info three ways:

Stuff You Give Us:

  • Your contact details
  • Order information
  • Account details
  • Whatever you type into customer support messages at 2 AM

Stuff We Collect Automatically:

  • How you use our site
  • Device and browser info
  • IP address and network details
  • Cookies and tracking data

Stuff From Third Parties:

  • Shopify data
  • Payment processing info
  • Marketing data

What We Do With Your Info

Here's where your data goes:

  1. Basic Business Stuff:
    • Processing your orders
    • Shipping your gear
    • Managing your account
    • Handling returns when we screw up
  2. Marketing:
    • Sending you emails about new products
    • Showing you ads
    • Making the site suck less
  3. Security:
    • Keeping out the riffraff
    • Preventing fraud
    • Making sure your account doesn't get hacked

Who Gets Your Info

We share data with:

  • Shopify (our digital landlord)
  • Payment processors
  • Shipping companies
  • Marketing tools

Your Rights

The legal stuff says you can:

  • See what info we have about you
  • Fix any mistakes
  • Delete your info
  • Opt out of marketing
  • Take your data elsewhere
  • Use Global Privacy Control signals

International Data

Sometimes your data travels internationally. We follow the legal requirements for sending it abroad.

Cookies & Tracking

We use cookies. You can block them in your browser settings if you want. We also recognize the Global Privacy Control (GPC) signal because we have to.

Age Restrictions

This site is for people of legal drinking age. If you're underage, get out of here - come back when you're legal.

Security

We take security seriously because nobody wants their credit card info stolen. But no website is bulletproof, so don't send us your life secrets. Shopify handles all of the transactions.

Policy Updates

We might update this policy sometimes. We'll change the date at the top when we do.

Contact Us

Questions? Problems?

By using our site, you agree to this policy.

Note: We're technically the "data controller" of your personal information, which is lawyer-speak for "the responsible party"